Free. No sign-up. Very unscientific.

The stars have notes about your pet.

Daft daily horoscopes, birth charts and cosmic excuses for cats and dogs. Find out why yours screams at 4am. It was written in the sky.

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Cats and dogs each get their own twelve signs. Neither set is accurate.

Cat signs

For the one who knocks things off shelves while holding eye contact.

  • Scratch-ittarius
  • Cat-pricorn
  • Aqua-hiss
  • Purr-go
See all 12 cat signs

Dog signs

For the one who greets you like you have been gone eleven years.

  • Wag-ittarius
  • Lab-ra
  • Pup-ricorn
  • Bark-ies
See all 12 dog signs

Three ways to consult the cosmos

  1. 1

    Daily and weekly readings

    A fresh forecast every morning. Zoomie levels, snack luck, nap quality.

  2. 2

    A birth chart for your pet

    Sun sign, Moon in the Kitchen, Rising before your alarm. All of it explained.

  3. 3

    Cards made for the group chat

    One tap turns today's reading into a card sized for stories and feeds.

Cat signToday

Scratch-ittarius

I will have a wonderful time pooping today.

Then I will sprint out of the litter box like I have committed a crime.

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The readings are free. The posters pay for the kibble.

Everything on the site costs nothing. If you love your pet's chart, you can have it printed with their name on it.